
See You in Court
Winning is nice. Giving your opponent a migraine is even better.
This deck is built around being that annoying lawyer—constantly objecting, creating confusion, and making every decision feel like a trap. Every turn presents another headache: awkward combat, unexpected movement, irritating tricks, and just enough disruption to make your opponent question every play.
Your goal isn't simply to build a board. It's to overload your opponent—both mentally and physically. While they're busy calculating every possible Mad Dash, Flanking Maneuver, or Gift of the Serpent, you're quietly building an army that's already won the case.
By the time they realize what's happening, there's only one thing left to say:
See you in court!