My decks were flavourful. They told stories. Using adventurous cards you don't see in the meta. I loved them. My decks also did only one thing consistently: losing.
Tired of losing with my shitty yet creative ideas, I decided to create a deck that had good cards only, a deck only my wife's boyfriend would play.
In this deck there's no flavour. There's no nonsense. Every card must meet the condition of being a GREAT VALUE card:
1. It's out of mana tempo because of some shitty condition (Giantess, Thing in the Ice, Redcap) that we can get around with the right setup.
2. It includes a free, net-positive action (Succubus, Dragonets).
3. It's both defensive and offensive (Pudge, Vampire, Briar Patch, Coy Nixie).
4. It's just a staple.
5. Bodies for free (Border Militia).
6. Slows down your opponent (Hamlet's Ablaze, Crusade).
Yadayada.
Anyway... Sigh.
Winning can also be fun. So I hope you manage to win with this.
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**Briar Patch + Succubus + Troll Bridge + With the Aid of Pudge.**
**Spiders + Giantess / Thing in the Ice.**
**Hamlet's Ablaze** just to annoy.
Try to lock in fire threshold early. Boudicca will thank you.
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