You know ya wanna steal it....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBGOQ7SsJrw&list=RDOBGOQ7SsJrw&start_radio=1
Crom, where is the wizard who killed my mother?
True I've never prayed to you before...
NYIAIGHIAIGHAOAIGHHHHHH
Want an easy deck?
Want to draw cards?
Want to watch the life drain from your enemy's eyes?
Oh boy do I have a deck for you!
This deck is simple enough to learn, and can REALLY pummel people!
This Deck Consists of three Parts:
Dudes.
Burn.
Land Destruction.
Mana.
FOUR, four parts.
The only cards that matter in your collection are Hellhounds. The rest are just a ruse. Put some nonsense in there.
Don't play toolbox, that would make you think. We're not here to think.
Any who, Here's your game plan:
-Draw a site for your first draw. Now you have access to 4 sites. That's enough!
-Play sites on your first 4 turns. Get to your opponent.
-Turns 1-2 are to play Mana Rocks or Dudes
-Turn 3 is to play another dude or destroy a land!
-Turn 4 is to play more dudes or destroy a land!
-Turn 5...now it gets fun! DRAW 2 SPELLS!
For the rest of the game you draw 2 cards a turn and play whatever spells in your hand you can!
Drew a drought and can't cast it? Oh well! Draw another card!
If you draw a 5 mana spell, HOLD IT until you draw a mana rock, or until you NEED to cast it, then draw a land that turn.
The ONLY other thing you may want to hold back is a Castle's Ablaze or a Raze in case an opponent plays a Garden of Eden, other than that, GO HAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OVERWHELM YOUR FOES WITH FIRE AND FURY!
KIL KIL KIL!
BLAST BLAST BLAST!
BURN BURN BURN!
Thank you for your attention,
Joven