Well, you're reading this for the same reason I'm writing it. HOW DO I MAKE THIS F****** AVATAR WORK? I have good news and bad news. The bad news? It's hard. There's all those stupid idiot battlemage and ironclad players out to ruin your free Kiss of Judas fun. The good news? Well, this Avatar is busted. Nothing needs to do damage, it simply needs to strike. So buckle up and get ready to watch your favorite uniques die while we potentially get to the road of drawing 8 cards in a turn because your frogs now are now serving the Ruler of Thule. Combat tricks is the name of the game and the game is you asking your opponent 15 times if they would like to pay the 3 life. Enjoy the highs while they last because Root Spider just shat in your pants.