5/16/26 - Retiring this one. Might have the bones to become something better, but it doesn't ever seem to reach a good payoff.

"Can I ward lethal beasts and give them lances? ...Should I?"

Was a backburner idea, but drew a lot of inspiration from @rhysplayscards' Sarah Squirm deck after seeing it. Became a budget experiment / "we have squirm at home" version of theirs, with a slightly different angle (add lances for first strike, all minions can be warded, add Flaming Sword for lethal splash damage.)

Flavor Silliness: Former-Catholic Guilt. St. Francis of Assisi - Patron Saint of animals. The meat gets its revenge.

Sir Priamus would be the guardian saint in this, Spearmarshal a devotee of the faith. Savior is Beast Messiah, with some help from angels.