"Your avatar lets you have TWO hotdogs?"

For the record, I hate this avatar. More than I hate the Magician, despite both basically compromising the fundamentals of the game. This one has the highest chance to do the most damage, to the meta and to the market. Most people who have made lists thus far have no idea what they're doing, or are ignoring it because it prevents them from playing their favorite staples and it's just not feasible for such a young game.

But despite how limited the card pool is (only 256 uniques in the game, only 59 of them being sites) there's a surprising amount of variance in the possible builds.

Four options present themselves:

-Fire Evil spellcasters with Rasputin, Ompharoi and Pact with the Devil for draw

-Waterboys: Duel for Atlantis (Golden Dawn plus Ruler of Thul is really funny)

-Knights of the Round Table with all the four-element cards and a pair of round tables

-THE STONE OF ERECH AND THE PATHS OF THE DEAD, NEED SHALL DRIVE HIM aka Lord of the Rings Pinball

This is the last option, every good Mortal and Undead option possible within Earth and Air. Keeping it simple for release weekend. Can't run King Arthur because it shuts off the other kings.

Garden of Eden and Black Mass is a bit of a nonbo, but Garden is an absolute must for any deck with this avatar. It turns off the gas for aggro and makes common cantrips into a joke. You cannot afford your opponent to get any further ahead than he already is with your reduced starting hand size from holding your two hotdogs, and there's no other Archie counter in this rarity. If you don't draw into it, all your other draw effects will kick in at full power, and since most of them allow you to choose to draw sites, they can still get around it. You could run Gigantism instead of Black Mass to take advantage of Galahad's lifelink and recover from an aggro push more easily.

There is a very silly possibility of repeatedly abusing Death's Door. Playing Orpheus' Crossing after Mount Ussar Sanctuary to repeatedly give yourself a Ward. Basically make it Death's Revolving Door.

If you're enough of a madlad to throw upwards of a thousand dollars at dwindling singles, but not mad enough to get two Cornerstones worth of Dragonlord, this is the deck to prove your dad lets you have two hotdogs. Yeah yeah, Jake decks named after food, funny that it happened twice.